From: Parker
To: Patricia Sund
Sent: Monday, July 30, 2012 6:45 AM
Subject: email from Parker
Hey.
To: Parker
From: Patricia Sund
Sent:
Monday, July 30, 2012 6:45 AM
Subject: Re: email from Parker
What?
From: Parker
To: Patricia Sund
Sent: Monday, July 30, 2012 6:45 AM
Subject: email from Parker
Nyla swore.
From: Parker
To: Patricia Sund
Sent: Monday, July 30, 2012 6:45 AM
Subject: email from Parker
She does occasionally. She was hatched on the wrong side of the tracks.
From: Parker
To: Patricia Sund
Sent: Monday, July 30, 2012 6:45 AM
Subject: email from Parker
You said we weren’t supposed to swear.
From: Patricia Sund
To: Parker
Sent: Monday, July 30, 2012 6:45 AM
Subject: email from Parker
That’s right.
From: Parker
To: Patricia Sund
Sent: Monday, July 30, 2012 6:45 AM
Subject: email from Parker
But she swore!
From: Patricia Sund
To: Parker
Sent: Monday, July 30, 2012 6:45 AM
Subject: email from Parker
Ignore her.
From: Parker
To: Patricia Sund
Sent: Monday, July 30, 2012 6:45 AM
Subject: email from Parker
She called Nan a “Rhymes With Store!” You know, a:
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: a venal or unscrupulous person
From: Patricia Sund
To: Parker
Sent: Monday, July 30, 2012 6:45 AM
Subject: email from Parker
I should never have gotten you that dictionary app.
Patricia Sund
Parrot Nation 
July 31, 2012 at 3:15 pm
Hi Patricia,
I have to vent and protest. Yesterday I received a post card in the mail that November will be my last issue of Bird Talk magazine. This can’t be I have been getting the magazine for a long time, I pay 2 years in advance, their replacing remaining issues with dog fancy, but I already receive bark magazine. I am truly broken hearted, thanks for listening.
Bradley
Glendale, AZ
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August 1, 2012 at 4:35 pm
have ya ever wondered how they figure out that these words are insults?? I have a scarlet macaw, Skittles, who was also hatched on the wrong side of the tracks. I’m not a saint by any means, but i do refrain from using some of the more socially unacceptable words around my parrots. On more than one occasion when i was thwarting his attempts at remodeling my furniture he’s call me a ‘rhymes with trucker’. Now i KNOW that parrot was mad at me and insulting me on purpose!
I just LOVE your e-mails from parker! they crack me up. And i’m sure that if he had enough toes for all the home keys, he’d really be sending you these e’mails!
great blog, i’m waiting eagerly for your next entry!
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August 2, 2012 at 12:08 am
Hi Patricia, I cannot believe anyone who is having a bad day, and reads any of your writtings can still have a bad day, I know I cant. When Im a little down and read anyone of your blogs I just burst out laughing. Thank you so much for taking the time to share all your and Parker’s stories with us because then I also know that my 29 year old Severe Macaw (Charlie) fits right in with everyone else. I keep learning so much from you and your friends, and it makes it a little easier to understand him. Thanks again, see you soon.
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August 13, 2012 at 9:20 am
AWESOMELY FUNNY!
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