If you aren’t familiar with the website, ANIMALS TALKING IN ALL CAPS, it is hysterical. Love it love it, love it. Su Gould turned me on to it and it is wonderful! As a way of acknowledging what they do, I have created something in the style of “ATIAC” to show you what it done over there.
“MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE? WE REALIZE THAT FOR MANY OF YOU, THIS IS YOUR FIRST CRUISE. JUST SOME HIGHLIGHTS AND GUIDELINES:
DO NOT ASK THE CONCIERGE WHAT TIME THE MIDNIGHT BUFFET BEGINS. IT IRRITATES HER. THE CREW DOES INDEED LIVE ABOARD, NO, WE DO NOT GROW OUR OWN FOOD ON THE MAIN DECK AND THE SUN ALWAYS RISES ON THE EAST SIDE OF THE SHIP. YES, YOU DO HAVE TO GO TO THE COMPULSORY LIFEBOAT DRILL. THE TWO O’CLOCK TOUR LEAVES AT TWO O’CLOCK. AND FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO CANNOT THINK THEIR WAY OUT OF A PAPER BAG, WE ARE EXACTLY AT SEA LEVEL.”
Here is the link to “Animals Talking In All Caps: ATIAC
Patricia Sund
August 10, 2012 at 9:28 am
That was another excellent post today. Thanks so much for sharing. Keep up the fantastic job.
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August 10, 2012 at 10:15 am
hehe 🙂 what an odd mix of birds. What exactly are those black ones?
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August 10, 2012 at 11:49 am
Those are muscovy ducks. The beige one on the right is an egyptian goose. There are a pair of them and they visit my porch now and again.
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