From: Parker <parrotnation@yahoo.com>
To: Patricia Sund
Sent: Saturday, April 21, 2012 8:45 AM
Subject: email from Parker
Are you there?
To: Parker <parrotnation@yahoo.com>
From: Patricia Sund
Sent: Saturday, April 21, 2012 8:45 AM
Subject: Re: email from Parker
Hi Parker. I’m at the hardware store. What’s up?
From: Parker <parrotnation@yahoo.com>
To: Patricia Sund
Sent: Saturday, April 21, 2012 8:45 AM
Subject: email from Parker
I’ve decided to make a career change.
To: Parker <parrotnation@yahoo.com>
From: Patricia Sund
Sent: Saturday, April 21, 2012 8:45 AM
Subject: Re: email from Parker
Enlighten me.
From: Parker <parrotnation@yahoo.com>
To: Patricia Sund
Sent: Friday, April 20, 2012 8:45 AM
Subject: email from Parker
I want to work at the Department of Agriculture as an almond Inspector.
.To: Parker <parrotnation@yahoo.com>
From: Patricia Sund
Sent: Satruday, April 21, 2012 8:45 AM
Subject: Re: email from Parker
The annual almond crop wouldn’t stand a chance.
From: Parker <parrotnation@yahoo.com>
To: Patricia Sund
Sent: Satruday, April 21, 2012 8:45 AM
Subject: email from Parker
Seriously. Dude, there’s even a website for it.
To: Parker <parrotnation@yahoo.com>
From: Patricia Sund
Sent: Satruday, April 21, 2012 8:45 AM
Subject: Re: email from Parker
Don’t call me “Dude.”
From: Parker <parrotnation@yahoo.com>
To: Patricia Sund
Sent: Satruday, April 21, 2012 8:45 AM
Subject: email from Parker
You’re not changing my mind.
Patricia Sund
Parrot Nation 
April 21, 2012 at 9:57 am
I sooooo look forward to Parker’s email PLEASE keep writing them!!!!!’
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April 21, 2012 at 10:02 am
Michele! I’m so glad you enjoy them. I’m really having a lot of fun writing them!
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April 21, 2012 at 10:07 am
Parker, it’s greys like you that put squirrels out of work!
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April 21, 2012 at 11:04 am
“Dude”, was followed by what i would have responded with I almost spit out my coffee, Parker is a lot like me, people often say as i am a lost soul in the career department, well what do you want to do, there are no dream jobs, nay, think outside the box please, I’d love to be a cosmetic product namer and with the endless creative natter in my brain I could retire coming u with nail-polish names etc, but how about 5 star resort quality inspector..please, no dream jobs out there… srsly, Raul bring me another strawberry daiquiri this one has an non crushed ice cube at the bottom. Parker surely I understand your idea is very good. (don’t call me Shirley, dude!
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April 21, 2012 at 2:14 pm
These emails from Parker are hilarious, and dry, and offbeat — love ’em.
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