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Parrots are cool. They are also one hell of a lot of work.

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essays and articles

A few things I’ve written for various Organizations and Foundations…

Rage Against the Machine

  I am floored. I just don’t understand how people don’t understand. I am not going to say, “I have no words.” because I do. As you might have noticed, Parrot Nation is Land of the Cuisinart-Home of the Chop.... Continue Reading →

The One With the Rooster

A lot has been going on. I'm still in Charleston after one hell of a day making a load of Chop for Bird Lovers Only Rescue and the Parrot Posse. It took a day of shopping for the Chop ingredients... Continue Reading →

The History of My Hair and Other Battles

Sometimes I wish I had one of those dials in my back where I could shorten or lengthen my hair by twisting it, like some of those Barbie dolls had in the late 60's. My hair just seems to grow... Continue Reading →

I Want Waders

First Class Lavatory of a 737...looks just like the coach lavatory. People sometimes wonder why I can casually wipe parrot poop off of the back of my T-shirt with a napkin and go on typing. "Ewww! How can you stand... Continue Reading →

Parrots as Companions: Get a (Different) Life!

Occasionally we all hear this ominous statement when someone sees your bird: “Oh how cute! I want one!” *Insert Theme From “Dragnet”* Now, I love it when people develop an interest in aviculture and decide to get into it. They... Continue Reading →

The First Congregational Faith Assembly Temple and Presumptuous Assumption of the Holy Perch

Got this Here! As you might remember, I had proposed having a church for our parrots. And of course, the first thing I considered was what to call it. As this is going to be a multi-congregational church that embodies... Continue Reading →

Next Time I Say Nothing Happens in My Life, Smack Me

Like this photo, I felt like nothing was really going on. But then again... I realize that in my last post, I said that nothing was really happening around here and then proceeded to tell you about a day in... Continue Reading →

Stonewalled

I sometimes end up with nothing to write about. Because if nothing really interesting happens or if my tired, woozy brain just decides to go on test pattern mode, then I am a little short on conversation. I suppose there's quite... Continue Reading →

Our Lady of Anointed Amazons

They have their own Facebook page!: Flippin It's been said that one should never discuss religion or politics. This is probably a prudent thing to do and easy to accomplish unless you happen to live in a convent or you're... Continue Reading →

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