Juanita has a thing or two to say about moisture in her Chop. She wants those vegatables dry, dammit, dry! Juanita insist that all vegetables be dry to the touch. Putting them out in the sun for a bit evaporates... Continue Reading →
Despite Juanita's "edginess," she does know how to laugh now and again. Especially when my friend Carmel Mahan pipes up with a remark that turns my toes to cupcakes. When she's not being bitchy about Chop, Juanita can be a... Continue Reading →
Juanita wants to make sure every batch of her Chop has plenty of quinoa in it. Don't mess with Juanita on this point...
I flew on Saturday fully expecting to be leaving on Sunday afternoon for Charleston and all that was on my mind was making nachos for the crew on the flight to Port Au Prince, Haiti. I took some photos and... Continue Reading →
Juanita seems to be in a good mood these days. A nice change. But I don't know whether I should be flattered or insulted...
Sometimes I wish I had one of those dials in my back where I could shorten or lengthen my hair by twisting it, like some of those Barbie dolls had in the late 60's. My hair just seems to grow... Continue Reading →
Juanita is thrilled! A friend brought wheatgrass to her Chop Party. (Thanks to the Bloggess!)
First Class Lavatory of a 737...looks just like the coach lavatory. People sometimes wonder why I can casually wipe parrot poop off of the back of my T-shirt with a napkin and go on typing. "Ewww! How can you stand... Continue Reading →
Juanita is distressed. Such a crisis!
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